However, it also looks retarded, a bit like Orks looted an IG vehicle and the Guard looted it right back. This model is one of the ugliest things that Games Workshop has released since the Dreadknight or the Centurions.

and then get killed as they disembark by the side-mounted guns which shoot past the doors

Ох лол, и правда же))

А можно и через боковые двери))

Намертво прилепить.
Как можно художественно описать стрельбу из них - я вот совершенно не представляю. Ну за исключением стрельбы "куда-то туда".